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Joke of the Day

"Great Comcast customer service http://gizmodo.com/comcast-changed-customers-name-to-asshole-brown-but-i-1682409072 Best article i red in while."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"

"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."

"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."

"My drug dealer is hilarious... he cracks me up"

"What do you call a hookers fart? A prosti-toot"

"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."

"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped."

"How do you know someone is a vegan? Oh don't worry, they'll fucking tell you"