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Joke of the Day

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost responded."

"Nerd Joke Man walks into a bar and days ""Bartender, I'll have an H2O."" His friend says ""Ill have some H2O, too"" His friend dies."

"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."

"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If it had four, it would be a sedan."

"What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong"

"I wish my phone would stop correcting omg' to OMG', I'm not that shocked."

"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."

"What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome? A Baked Potato."

"With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady."

"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."