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Joke of the Day

"I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind."

"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."

"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"

"How do you make a plumber cry? murder his family."

"What has 9 arms & sucks........ Def Lepard."

"Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS Communist China: SEND BELTS"

"What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder"

"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"

"Can Feburary March? No. But April May"

"So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not."