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Joke of the Day

"Two aerials meet on a roof fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant."

"You know it's a really good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up."

"What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal? ...a hamburger."

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"""I've got 99 problems and they're all FABULOUS!"" (Gay-Z)"

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"

"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."

"Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back."

"What's the similarity between Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They both come when you're asleep."

"Build a man a fire, and you'll keep him warm for a night. Light a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."