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Joke of the Day

"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."

"My dentist told me to relax, then got all judgey about me uncorking my wine in his office. He needs to make up his mind."

"My mom's so pessimistic... If there was an Olympics for pessimism ... she wouldn't fancy her chances."

"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Why does Mommy always say no? Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""

"I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook."

"A black, a Jew, and a gay enter a bar.. .. made you look"

"What said a person who got run over by a car? ""I'm tired""."