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Joke of the Day

"fat people https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2uje2o/how_to_lose_weight_fast/?submit_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzfOy5Ghv9rM&already_submitted=true"

"elephant: i'm thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell"

"What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas? Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)"

"You ever stick your dick in pecan pie? It's fucking nuts."

"I think my dog wants to be a carpenter. He likes roofing."

"My brother just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is f*cking ridiculous."

"I take everything with a grain of salt these days Now I have hypertension"

"I'm trying to get down to my original weight... 7lbs 3oz."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."