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Joke of the Day

"What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal? ...a hamburger."

"How do you make tear-free soap? Don't use child labor."

"Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel. I won."

"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."

"Bikes a bike cannot stand on its own because it is two tired."

"What's the difference between dead babies and salads? I don't put my salads in the microwave before I eat them"

"Where did Mary go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."

"I always get told off when introducing my wife... Apparently, the label 'ex-girlfriend' is highly inappropriate."

"I can't believe I lost my candidacy for mayor of my hometown I kissed so many hands and shook so many babies."