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Joke of the Day

"Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back."

"Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#"

"If apple made a car would it have windows?"

"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"There's a book called ""Why Women have sex"" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote""Why Men have sex"" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet."

"If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, they'd make it a requirement for people to share their ""mental status"" in addition to each new status update."

"Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies."

"Did you hear about the new Fairy BDSM book? Fifty Shades of Fae."