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Joke of the Day
"What is Madonna's least favourite band? Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly"
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"It takes more muscles to frown than smile, so I'll consider this my workout for the day"
"What does the Lego man do for fun? He throws a block party."
"I think I made up a joke. What do rappers use to wash their clothes? BLEEE-AAAACH!"
"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"
"My ex is coming to town tomorrow so I have to lose fifty pounds by morning."
"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to porn on my phone... She looked at me seductively and asked if she could help. I said sure, could you hold my phone?"
"Your mom takes so much dicks that the word cocktail was invented for her"