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Joke of the Day

"What is Madonna's least favourite band? Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly"

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"I can't wait to find out who's playing Donald Trump in the next season of American Horror Story"
"What is a condom with a hole? Kinder Surprise"
"I'm that asshole who puts an ""o"" at the end of a word and calls it Spanish."
"What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama? Vineyard Skynyrd"
"A priest ,a rabbi and a homeless man walk into a bar.. The homeless man order a beer while the rabbi and priest do jager bombs . Who's gonna pick up the tab?"
"What do you call a mentally challenged homosexual.? Flame Retarded"
"No one gave an f about his chicken when he was Lieutenant Sanders"
"How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."
"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."