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Joke of the Day

"You know it's a really good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up."

"A joke There was a dragon one time who didn't care about shit. It was real mad a lot. It said, ""fuck you"" to just about every one. Except for this one guy who he kinda liked."

"My Irish friend was telling me about his uncle. ""My uncle's a cop, you know,"" he said. ""Oh, really?"" ""No, O'Riley."""

"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."

"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."

"I hug people I hate so I know how big I need to dig the hole in my backyard."

"""on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart."" If walmart had tour guides."

"I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things."

"What can a mathematician and a pedophile agree upon? 11 is a prime number."

"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eating out."""