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Joke of the Day
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar"
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"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"
"What do you call a positive transformer? Optimist Prime"
"Trying to get lunch w 4 yo in restaurant: ""If you can't behave we're going to have to leave here."" ""But I want to leave here."" Touche."
"What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? At least you didn't get white maled."
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"(x-post /r/meanjokes) What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? 1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters"
"Do you know how much cocaine Charlie Sheen uses ? Enough to kill two and half a man."
"If you are getting a prostate exam... You're getting ANALysed!!!"
"I've just found my iPhone autocorrects ""cunt"" to ""Cynthia."" Which means somewhere in Steve Jobs' past is a woman with one HELL of a story."