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Joke of the Day

"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Crossfitter walk into a bar I only know that because they told everyone all about it within 2 minutes... and again..and again."

"I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it So The Fine Brothers sued me"

"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."

"What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin? Immaculate Infection"

"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"

"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? ""What kind of answer did you have in mind?"" Two one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget."

"7: I'm beating you! Me: Ok. 7: I'm way ahead! Me: I see that. 7: I'm gonna win! Me:.... My son on the carousel horse in front of me."