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Joke of the Day

"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"

"I always buy a woman a popsicle on the first date to get a feel for how things might go later."

"My mom said that my room was really foul smelling. I told her to suck it up"

"What do you call a woman that tries to force you into commitment? A booby trap"

"I met a dyslexic Christian who was also a carpenter... Kind of weird meeting someone who believes in guardian angles."

"Why is North Korea so lame? It's got no Seoul."

"Why do women have legs? So they don't make trails like snails."

"I've never met a group of people more worried about their ""privacy"" than the people on Facebook that share EVERYTHING about themselves."

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count."

"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""