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Joke of the Day
"I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it So The Fine Brothers sued me"
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"Last weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a small intimiate ceremony attended by 20 of their closest children."
"Q: What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human? A: Lettuce pray"
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? 'Do you smell carrots?'"
"So a baby seal walks into a club... That's it."
"Where did Mario and Luigi go to school? At 'Wass-a-matta U'"
"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"
"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club."
"How long will a floating point operation float?"
"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."