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Joke of the Day

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"

"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."

"The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it."

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."

"Did you hear about the 4th place winner with the muscle condition? Even though he didn't rank in the top three he still got atrophy."

"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""

"How people think Brain: ""You're weird."" Body: ""and you're fat."" Face: ""plus you're pretty ugly"" Food: ""I'm here for you babe..."""

"Disney couldn't handle my awesome script. Kylo Ren was Rey's father. Finn was her brother. Chewbacca was her cousin twice removed."

"I'm going to go on a Brexit diet The pounds will drop fast."