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Joke of the Day

"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"

"Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen."

"What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? Man-eating coleslaw."

"What math class should feminists take? Triggernomics"

"Chuck Norris's Daughter Lost her Virginity... He got it back."

"*horror movie ""The calls are coming from inside the house!"" ""Can you find out from where? I want some chips but I'm too lazy to get up."""

"What should you do when you are cold? Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees"

"Jew joke I'm a German Jew raised catholic and a chain smoker. I'm genetically engineered to hate myself.... And I think I'm gassing myself."

"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"

"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."