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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""

"Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft."

"What should you do if you see your TV floating? Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy."

"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."

"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"

"When holding my baby neice My Uncle gave me the advice of ""Careful not to drop her, we dont want her to end up like you."""

"I was once accused of stealing money from work. I didn't do it but it was nice to know management also thought I wasn't getting paid enough."

"1 3 5 7 I can't even."