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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lizard use viagra? He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried"
Next Joke
"My DNA results came back and apparently I'm .0002% aardvark. Which pretty much answers all the questions I've ever had. About anything."
"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."
"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"
"I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there"
"Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: *cries* Dr: Um, are you sexually- Me: *cries harder* Dr: .....Ok. Do you drink? Me: YES I BLOODY DRINK"
"Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer? His wife told him, ""while you are out, buy some eggs."" He never came back."
"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""
"Why couldn't the Lesbian Jew hook up during passover? She had a yeast infection"
"I just had sex with an Astronaut ... It was outta this world"