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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park the car, man."
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"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."
"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The **punch**-line :)"
"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."
"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"
"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark) They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!"
"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"
"Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing"
"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""
"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"