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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation? Doesn't matter, still born."
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"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."
"What did the chemist say when his girlfriend cheated on him? Dy Ho"
"A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry."
"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."
"A new prisoner meets Elsa in his new cell... A new prisoner meets Elsa in a cell in the prison. He asks her: ""Why are you here?"" And Elsa answers: ""Because they don't let me go."""
"Finished christmas shopping for my entire family. *walks out of pharmacy*"
"What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."
"I lifted my hands up in the air and waved them like I just didn't care..... Ceiling fan: 6 Me: 0"