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Joke of the Day

"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"

"What did the train say on the way to auschwitz? Jew-Jew I'm sorry, that made me feel dirty. Should probably take a shower..."

"If things are going good, enjoy it, it won't last forever. If things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either."

"No Pornhub, I do not want to play poker. I'm at work."

"Somehow stumbled upon a nude beach. . Yeah, found myself in the middle of no wear."

"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"

"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."

"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"

"what do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath..."

"My mother asked me to clean the dishes... ""Ah."" I replied, ""The reason you decided to have children; it's becoming apparent."" Also, ITT: God-tier puns."