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Joke of the Day
"So.. I woke my gf up with oral sex this morning -Oh wicked, what'd she say? -Thtoph, thtoph!"
Next Joke
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night. I wanted it to be special"
"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"
"What's the difference between Preston Coach Terminal and a lobster with 34e breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly."
"'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically"
"I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008"
"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."
"Ants can lift something 50 times their body weight. Wow. That means you can lift a leaf. Cool. I could do that when I was 14. Tiny idiots."
"Hollywood hasn't remade Spiderman in a couple weeks. I hope they're okay."