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Joke of the Day

"Ants can lift something 50 times their body weight. Wow. That means you can lift a leaf. Cool. I could do that when I was 14. Tiny idiots."

"I have a joke from Germany Just kidding, we have no sense of humor."

"I'd like to personally invite Conan to bring his entire show to Nebraska. We can work out details later."

"Drunk Draft Folder Contents: ""Trees. LOL."" ""I was born once. Pickles."" ""Spice Girls"" ""Toes. Are on my feet. Both feet. Not just one."""

"A joke about dwarves ejaculating... Will be coming shortly."

"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"How do you test a pirate for crabs? Swab the deck!"

"With what do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Ceasars"

"Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas"