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Joke of the Day

"I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008"

"What do men do after orgasm? 1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation"

"What is John Lennon's favourite donut? Strawberry Filled forever!"

"Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook line and sinker!"

"Why can't a bicycle stand up? It is two tired."

"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."

"If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry"

"What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."

"What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine? An Alcatholic."

"What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow? He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit."