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Joke of the Day

"I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008"

"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."

"The reality is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I'll never give a fuck what your name is."

"Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm."

"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."

"What's the difference between my dick and my shot gun? my daughter didn't cry when the gun went off in her mouth!"

"In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story"

"Jokes What do pigs read"

"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."

"They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm."