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Joke of the Day
"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."
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"An engineer gets banned from r/fitness He was trying to sell SCRs to their NOx users..."
"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."
"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"
"Bad Luck Lincoln: Comes back from the dead, faces his fear by seeing a concert In Paris"
"iOS 8 fail."
"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""
"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."
"Why are Eastern-Europeans so racist on average? They're waiting for one more dictator to treat them like animals before confirming that racism sucks."