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Joke of the Day

"How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist? Gingerly."

"Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall."

"I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Every time she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat."

"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"Basic Instinct Star Cast in ""The Carpenters"" Biopic This summer: SHARON IS KAREN"

"If only they had and Olympic event for Facebook, my FB friend would win Gold everytime in the Drama event."

"Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Fuhrer."

"mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue."