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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."
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"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"
"I saw a funny post on 9GAG but then I realized I had already Reddit."
"What does American beer and sex on a boat have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."
"The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us."
"Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No I want to rinse out a few things."
"I like my women like I like my carrots... Chopped up, in a plastic bag at the back of the freezer."
"[in DM] She: Don't talk like that. Me: With my thumbs?"
"What do you call a barn full of black people? Antique farm equipment."