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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."
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"Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters."
"A cure has been found for homosexuality. Lip balm you rub it on your arsehole and it keeps the chaps away."
"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"
"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Because I explode on impact."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !"
"*Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!"
"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"
"""Knock, knock"""" 2: ""Who's there?"" 1: ""Europe."" 2: ""Europe who?"" 1: ""no ur a poo"""