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Joke of the Day

"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."

"Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn't shit themselves and that person should be the winner."

"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."

"COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up."

"Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full."

"I was going to tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"Mathematically speaking, 9/11 was quite rational"

"You show me a migraine and I'll show you a real pain in the neck"

"Why dick has a sad life? Bcoz, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy and his owner beats him."

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."