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Joke of the Day

"My teachers are like my girlfriends... They are both best between periods."

"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."

"""YOLO"" giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha"

"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."

"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."

"When i dont understand a joke I read on /r/Jokes I don't get it"

"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."

"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu!"

"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"