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Joke of the Day

"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""What the fuck man it's, 2016, you can use whatever printer you want""."

"Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button? Because she had a blond boyfriend."

"What's the difference between a thief and a peeping Tom? Well, a thief snatches watches..."

"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."

"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"

"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."

"gave my wife a pedicure just so I could write in my diary ""I nailed her...10 TIMES IN A ROW"". Ha ha, jokes on you, Masculinity."

"DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son ""have you been smoking dubstep?"" ""mom what??"" ""DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"""

"""You can't build your own man."" They told me. But they underestimate my low standards. And my shopping cart full of luncheon meats."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They just arrest the entire room for being dark."