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Joke of the Day

"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""What the fuck man it's, 2016, you can use whatever printer you want""."

"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"

"If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?"

"Moses joke Moses was the first person to use Control+C as a shortcut."

"I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter It doesn't even matter"

"A joke from the Future. *#58821*"

"What beer goes best with pizza? Pepper-Peroni"

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3 Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."

"""Give it to me! Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella."