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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."

"I met Mike Tyson and he had his tiger with him. I said, ""Wow! I can't believe you actually have a tiger! I thought that was a myth."" He said, ""Well you were mythtaken."""

"HR writing an email saying I'm a naughty girl is not an acceptable excuse to not take awareness training... Apparently"

"BREAKING: Polaroid photo taken. More on this story as it develops."

"There are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain!"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."

"You might have heard this one. I confided in my gf: ""sometimes I can be pretty full of myself."" Gf replies: ""sometimes I'm pretty full of you too."""

"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"

"My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce."

"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."