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Joke of the Day

"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"

"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"

"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"

"If you touch your computer in all the right places... You can turn it on"

"What's the president's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"

"There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry."

"That awkward moment when you lazily follow someone cos of 1 funny joke, then realize all the rest of their stuff is KKK recruitment material"

"I rented a prostitute for $60 an hour, I paid her 50 cents."

"President Obama is doubling down on fighting global warming He's already sent three battalions of Marines to invade the Sun."