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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce."

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""

"Why is Beyonce always singing about going ""To the left""? Because women have no rights."

"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."

"Student l: ""Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?"" Student 2: ""They are?"" Student 1: ""Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"""

"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."

"Donald Trump is a presidential candidate I can relate to Both of us have fantasies with Trump's daughter"