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Joke of the Day
"My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce."
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"Being drunk was nice because it gave me an excuse for why I'm such an asshole."
"Imagine getting the girl of your dreams phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""definately"""
"My dick was in the Guinness Book of Records! ...but then I got kicked out of the library."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"
"I'm smarter than the average bear. But I'm dumber than most foxes and some of the more intelligent bears."
"What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? Buock choi"
"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."
"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"
"[NSFW] What did Olive Oyl say to Popeye on their wedding night? ""No fisting."""