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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."
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"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."
"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."
"What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee? I feel positively charged!"
"What do you a zombie eating ice cream? Braaaaaaiiiiiiin freeze"
"How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for? Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)"
"I hate that feeling when your iPod earbud accidentally gets ripped out of your ear and you want to murder someone with a hammer."
"How cats and dogs think Dog: These people feed me, pet me, love me, they must be God. Cat: These people feed me, pet me, love me, I must be a God."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods knows how to pick a good driver."
"A man visits the doctor. The doctor says to the man: ""I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you you got AIDS and alzheimers disease."" To which the man answers: ""Phew, Im just glad it's not AIDS..."""