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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!"

"the sadness of breaking up is less the loss of the person but of a 1000 inside jokes that you'll remember throughout life & never reshare"

"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."

"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."

"That's the pope favorite method of payment? PayPal"

"Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"

"As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime."

"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."

"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"