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Joke of the Day

"I want to open a clock shop... The commercials will say: ""I sell some of the finest wrist timepieces around. Don't believe me? Just watch."""

"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."

"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"

"My medical bills are so high That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges"

"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."

"What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore."

"Why did the hipster burn himself? Because he played with fire before it was cool."

"Don't forget to insult random strangers on the internet today, morons. <3"

"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."

"Why can't you put two dicks in one condom? Because it's too hard..."