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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!"

"Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory."

"She's marrying HIM?! TODAY?! *cut to me sprinting across town to stop the wedding but I see a good dog at the park and pet him instead*"

"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."

"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."

"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""

"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."

"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"

"The joke that made me subscribe to this subreddit: I love being bipolar. It sucks."

"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"