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Joke of the Day

"Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. """

"What is mother-approved and child-tested? Coat-Hanger Abortions"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"

"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."

"Have you heard the one about the successful black man? Neither have I! I hope this isn't a repost. I made this joke, but I wouldn't be surprised if somebody else thought of it before me."

"Want to hear my favorite joke? 729271"

"Using a phone case is like buying a Ferrari and gluing Corolla body panels to it."

"It's so sad that Frank died from mesothelioma He tried asbestos he could to stay alive"

"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own? Because it's two-tired"

"Do you remember that programme about the surfing stuntman? It used to be good but now it's jumped the shark."