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Joke of the Day
"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"
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"A man goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide, the librarian turns around and says ""fuck you, you wont bring it back"""
"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."
"Funniest Joke Ever My life"
"I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know."
"No offense, but I'd only circle half the globe to be with you."
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."
"One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass."
"How does a Muslim shut a door? Islams it."
"What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law? One's wanted."