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Joke of the Day
"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"
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"An old man was having a check up.... The doctor asked how hid erections were doing. ""They come and go."""
"Why are trumpets more expensive than clarinets? Brass tax"
"Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job? [flashback to everyone chanting ""SHIT PANTS""] Me: It was just time for a change."
"I've been told I have to tell a joke about barometers... Ooh, the pressure."
"John Cena vs Jackie Chan vs Leeerroooyyy Jeeennnkiiinnns who wins? Nobody wins. My Senpai can only win. I will make sure of it one way or another......."
"Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota? Because that's where the mini apple is!"
"What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids? A stand up guy"
"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"
"The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian."