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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."
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"What's the best way to sum up the 90's? 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"
"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."
"I carry around a note in my wallet that says, ""The curse must be passed, I'm so sorry"" in case it's ever stolen."
"Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."
"My girlfriend always cheats when we play board games, like last night, we were all playing Monopoly and she was next door fucking the neighbour."
"Tolkein in puns Is a very bad hobbit."
"What did the one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!"
"I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions"