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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."
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"Her + Gravity = 2001: A Space Odyssey"
"Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer"""
"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."
"Girl you make me feel like a Galaxy S7 Cause I want to explode in your pants."
"If South Carolina is the Game Cocks Their offensive line would be the cock blockers"
"Yo momma so fat... ...she's the third rock from the sun!"
"Is it necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down? Not all of us are surgeons."
"No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"