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Joke of the Day
"Why are steak puns so rare? Because they are never well done."
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"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."
"You only miss something when you notices something is gone... Only now I realise how many words requires the letter W because my keyboard can't type 'W'."
"No matter how prepared you think you are, a retractable vacuum cord will always find the weakness in your defense."
"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""