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Joke of the Day

"One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactoes"

"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."

"My wife informs me that today our 2YO daughter said, ""fart,"" and laughed uproariously. Three times. So, yeah. That one's mine."

"Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election? He TANKED his campaign!"

"I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I'm going to be too busy sitting on mine"

"What did one bum cheek say to the other? After all that shit we're still together."

"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"

"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""

"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light."