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Joke of the Day

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"If zombies ever do attack, I'll just skip coffee that morning. They'll leave me alone because they'll think I'm one of them."

"What made the vampire a gentlemen? They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside."

"Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious."

"Just watched the documentary FOOD, INC. And I'm absolutely disgusted. From now on, I'm only having sex with organic chickens."

"How many 1980s R & B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight"

"So my friend gave me half a pie... So i said, ""No that's one pi"""

"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"

"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"

"I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish"