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Joke of the Day
"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"
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"John Cena wakes up ... **John Cena wakes up in a hospital** John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't."
"What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? an erection"
"Whenever my neighbor looks like they want to speak to me. I collapse to the ground motionless as if I were one of Andy's toys."
"When Santa's helpers take pics of themselves is it called an Elfie?"
"What does a frog do when it barbecues? Rib it...duh!"
"How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated."
"Confucius Say . . . Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Stabbing a man with a spoon is pointless."
"What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common? They both love to crack open a cold one."
"Whats the most deserted place on fathers day? The visitation ward."