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Joke of the Day

"A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? HAA HAA HAA............... The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18."

"Rap is 75% Crap..."

"There aren't that many casinos in Africa. Cause there are too many cheetahs. And if you meet one who claims he isn't a cheetah, he's probably lion to you."

"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"

"So, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch... The bartender asks, ""What the hell is that?"" The pirate responds, ""Arrrrr, it drives me nuts."""

"My baby was coughing and choking and I panicked because I didn't know what to do. So I grabbed the bong out her hands before she dropped it."

"I'm dissapointed that I can't touch a tittie after creating it. title*"

"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now."

"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."

"This one time in High School I ate an entire roll of quarters Shit was so cash"