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Joke of the Day

"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."

"Please pray for me.. Tomorrow I will be going to the hospital, I think there is something wrong with my eyes. Every time I look in my wallet I see nothing."

"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"" ""Hearing aids."""

"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"

"How do you call a meerkat? C'meerkat."

"What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed? Just out of Curiosity..."

"*robs neighbor's chicken coop* *serves poached eggs*"

"My ring tone is a woman faintly screaming Help me, Superman. Help me!' and then I run away, unexplained."

"I'm always trying to make jokes at my work place... But in a graveyard, everyone is dead serious"