15292
Joke of the Day
"why cant Paul Walker use tumblr? He only sticks to the dashboard"
Next Joke
"""Give it to me,""She begged. ""I'm so wet! Give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."
"My mate lent me $5,000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. He stole my limelight."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"
"I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south."
"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."
"Does size matter? Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow."
"The trick to falling asleep is putting your phone down. Unfortunately, that's not a risk I'm willing to take."