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Joke of the Day
"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."
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"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."
"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"
"People say his actions move people to tears. well I wasn't aware he was rapist."
"I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, ""omg you look like hell."""
"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !"
"I've wasted the best years of my life waiting for people to join conference calls."
"Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !"
"What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent."