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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."
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"Why did Microsoft skip to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
"I'M POOPING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PUKING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PEEING MY PANTS I REALLY DONT WANT THESE PANTS ANYMORE."
"HAPPY EARTH DAY! Suck it, Neptune."
"How are girlfriend like cults? You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds."
"The fact acceptance movement and the French Revolution are very similar. People losing their heads over eating cake."
"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."
"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym? Because why MC, eh?"
"Where does a Turkey live? A coup."
"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."